yeah if i wore that out id get people puking in response.

True story here


when I lived in San Diego, my ex and I went to a bar with a group of friends. This slutty hoor came in and was basically dancing the pole in front of our table *this was a country bar not a strip joint* She had on this neon green shirt and some daisy dukes. I asked her to move her ass the first time, he was T-A-K-E-N. She came back, I chased her ass to the door of the bar, where she got security to escort her to her car.... My ex saw it as no big deal *that is another story for later* Anyhow I wound up at Ross later that week and found the same green shirt by accident. I bought it and tied it up like that slut had, under my boobs, but my big double doobalees hung out the top.... I put on some skanky short shorts, and took my ex husband lunch, AT the hangar. He saw things MY way after that, at least until we went our different ways.

Maybe this confession is talking about me

I think the only time I ever wore anything obscenely revealing was to my husband's boot camp graduation. I mean, my dress was knee length, and had 3/4 length sleeves, it just showed alot cleavage. It was tame in comparison to some of the other wives/girlfriend's dresses though!

I dressed like a total slut when I went to pick up my husband at the airport at midnight when he came home for a week in Jan of this year before heading to Iraq. We had planned for me to pick him up on the curb since it was midnight and he didn’t want me to get out of the car in the parking garage by myself so late. So I did my make-up real heavy with fake eye lashes and every thing and went to the mall to one of those slutty type of clothing stores and got the most low cut dress I could find that screamed come and get me.. lol A dress I would never normally wear for the shock of it.

So I rock up to the curb and he just stands there for a minute like is that my car, my wife and is like WOW with his jaw open... He gets in the car with this HUGE SMILE and goes FUCK BABY...I smile and say that’s the plane honey, he was so excited, happy and every thing in one. He couldn’t keep his hands off me. That dress got ripped off and ended up in the trash the next day oh boy what a fun night. So the moral to this story is that some times dressing trashy is a good thing.. lol

YAY BOOBIES! Seriously I don't get why women get all bent because someone has some cleavage showing. They're boobies. Everyone has them, even fat men. Get over it.